Director : Bill Hicks, Kevin Booth & David Johndrow
Year : 1991
Raise your glasses to the 21st anniversary of the transcendence of comedian and cosmic philosopher, Bill Hicks. In tribute, here are a few artefacts of a life fully lived. Despite only a brief 32-year stint on Planet Earth, Bill made quite the impression.
For those familiar with him, you may not know he once made a short film like no other. NINJA BACHELOR PARTY follows Clarence Mumford, a Robitussin addict who embarks on a quest to become a ninja master, much to the dismay of his parents.
You ever notice that everyone who believes in creationism looks really unevolved? Eyes real close together, big furry hands and feet. “I believe God created me in one day.” Yeah, looks like he rushed it.
It’s all about money, not freedom, y’all, okay? Nothing to do with fuckin’ freedom. If you think you’re free, try going somewhere without fucking money, okay?
WHAT YOU READING FOR?
Isn’t humanity neat? Bullshit. We’re a virus with shoes, okay? That’s all we are.
POSITIVE DRUG STORY
IT’S JUST A RIDE.